Obligatory Drive Thru Joke Here
Last night along a South Broadway alley an intoxicated individual decided to hop in their car and play pinball with the other cars parked in the U shaped lot.
After hearing the painful sounds of cars being crunched and thrown around some patrons and staff wandered outside to see what the hell was going on.
Seven cars were left dented and scratched, one of which had to be towed away. The driver, who hadn’t even left yet, drove a few more circles before gunning it and driving straight into the brick wall of this garage.
When the police arrived he refused to leave the car, and the police had to break the back window to remove him…