Saturday Sep 2 2006
Behold: After years of slavery, my followers and I made our way from Egypt, through the desert, and along the 16th Street Mall in Denver.
Guided by a sign for $40 Sketchers (sale!) we came upon the Sea of Size 10s. I raised my hand before the manager and the shoes were divided, allowing us to safely cross through.
Upon reaching the rear exit I could hear the chariots not far behind. The walls crumbled drowning the Pharoah, Egyptians, and shoppers of many other faiths clad in loafers and sandals.
