Wednesday Nov 28 2007
Inflate Me
by James | under UncategorizedI read this KUSA article about local hooligans that slashed some inflatable Christmas flair and beat some plastic reindeer senseless.
Hammering the crap out of reindeer? That’s not cool. But here’s the stumper: Is it really considered Scrooge like vandalism when someone deflates these hideous Christmas inflatables that laze around the front yards of mcmansions and bungalows alike? Or is it more of a “community service” in making your neighborhood look somewhat attractive and presentable.
I comment frequently on our strange desire to buy and consume cheap plastic crap. These things are above and beyond crap. They’re just garbage. And eight feel tall? Why, why, why? Shorter, but equally as crass is Santa lounging at the beach.
Jesus Christ. Literally. These aren’t pretty. They aren’t interesting. Why would you want your yard to look like a radio station promotion at a used car lot?
Growing up in Michigan a nearby neighborhood featured a “Christmas Card Lane.” Every house used plywood, paint, and some lights to make a REASONABLE sized card in their front yard with a Christmas message. Every year we’d pick up hot chocolate and slowly drive around their blocks. Why made that special but inflatables crass? The families on that block who created these displays worked together and actually put in family time and labor to make their creations. They didn’t haul a monstrosity home from Wal-Mart, plug in the air pump and go watch TV.
Here’s an article from Gather.com about how to decorate without being over the top obscene.
James Van Dellen
November 29th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Personally, I blame it all on global warming. There is no snow left for people to make *real* snowmen.
Either that, or people are just lazy and absurd aaand obsessed with converting Xmas into some sort of one-up game.
Lack of snow seems more likely though.
;)
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:51 am
Didn’t know of any real cases of vandalism in regard to lawn decor, but it seemed like a logical outcome when I was writing my spoof of Inflatable Lawn Decor posted on my blog recently.
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Thanks Mike - nice blog and summary: Take a read
December 10th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Well said! I moved to Phoenix a year ago from Westminster and my neighbor has THREE inflatable pieces of crap in his DRIVEWAY. Of course, he also puts the strings of lights up with duct tape. If THIS is what Christmas is supposed to be about, then Bah Humbug!