I’ve blogged about invasive and intrusive advertising before, from guerrilla marketing campaigns to municipalities selling our public spaces to advertising companies. However one of my biggest complaints about “captive audience” advertising is marketing to kids.

With a captive audience, unlike radio and television, parents and children lack the option to just “TURN IT OFF.” And I find that wrong.

When I was in high school back in the early 90s our school entered into contract with a company called Channel 1. In exchange for outfitting every classroom with TVs and VCRs (whoop dee doo) our school signed an obligation to show 15 minutes of daily “news” programming. However this joke of a news service was (and still is) nothing more than entertainment, promotions, and advertising. Any national or world news is completely secondary and practically worthless in the quality and informative techniques.

One useful life tool that I DID gain from Channel 1 was my long term use of the “mute” button. During one semester we had a teacher so incensed by this deal with the devil that he muted the sound during every Channel 1 ad. To this day I keep the remote control at hand, and without thinking I instinctively mute all commercials until my show comes back on. If I’m not actively watching a show on television I don’t keep the TV on as background noise. And when I visit friends and family that maintain the practice of constantly blaring their TV whether it’s being watched or not I often need to bite my tongue.

Here’s a new one: Bus Radio is a service that pipes in programming to the captive audience of school bus riders. They produce programming for elementary, middle, and high school levels. Fun huh? Not so much. Here’s their programming clock.

Although their “sponsorship” (which is a PC word for advertising,) is only relegated to a scant sounding eight minutes per hour, we have NO idea what ads and companies are working their way into “original programming.” Much like television today marketers and companies have agreements with programmers for detailed product placement. I doubt that the 44 minutes of “original programming” is free of mentions, discussions, and products that are sold in that manner.

Here’s their “about” page:

Bus Radio is an innovative media company that reaches over one million students every day on their bus ride to and from school. By offering a superior, age-appropriate alternative to AM/FM radio programming, students are engaged and entertained in the safest way possible.

Exclusive agreements with school districts and school bus contractors in the top 40 markets mean 10,000 school buses nationwide are fitted with our customized digital radio units. These units receive new programming every day, via WiFi from our centralized programming facility, that entertains students with three separate shows specifically tailored to Elementary, Middle and High School audiences.

Students are driven to interact with the Bus Radio show on air and online at BusRadio.com through exciting contests, lively DJ banter, PSAs and age-appropriate top 40 songs. With Bus Radio, students are guaranteed to be entertained, even when they’re not on the bus.

And the kicker:

With Bus Radio on board, noise levels drop, kids stay in their seats and the bus ride is safer and more fun than ever!

No - that means HUMAN noise levels drop, as the vapid audio clutter of DJs and Top 40 music rises. To even suggest that the interaction of student chatter and life should be ceased and replaced by meaningless chatter and celebrity gossip is insulting and offensive to young people and their development. Their “proven research” pages show Bus Radio improves attention and students behavior. By “improve” they mean it dumbs them down to a quiet glazed over zombie shell of an active student. There’s been arguments that mood altering drugs have the same effect. It’s not always correct to just do the easiest thing, and Bus Radio is nothing more than “audio ritalin” for educators in order to pacify students, thus avoiding the typical challenges of youth behavior.

Shame on these school districts and cities who have sold out and decided that mindless entertainment should replace the daily interaction that kids have with one another. With all the consensus and arguments AGAINST this product I don’t understand how a school districts can cave in and STILL allow this?

Tell me what’s better? Kids laughing with each other, sharing stories and parental woes, - talking, teasing, and doing the same thing they’ve done the bus for 70 years? Or this obnoxious dribble from their demo:

If you’d like to keep this nonsense out of your school buses contact the below head company members and tell them to stay the hell out of your town.

David Briere dbriere@busradio.com
Stephen Connolly connolly@busradio.com
Sonya Luongo sluongo@busradio.com

More at busradio.net

Excellent further resources and documentation against Bus Radio:

Gary Ruskin from commercialalert.net.
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