Spotted at the United Artist Theater’s concession stand, downtown Denver.

An already oversize pretzel somehow managed to sprout a cinnamon roll in the center. In case there is any doubt as to what exactly this culinary Frankenstein is they’ve provided a label to overcome your disbelief and ensure you that yes, this really is a cinnamon roll inside of a pretzel.

It kind of reminds me of those grapefruit size brain tumors people have removed.

Only you pay to put this inside of your body…