Applebees Promotional Crap
I was at Ocala Florida Applebees this past weekend, only because I was with a relative in which Applebees provided a comfortable and consistent dining experience.
I’m not going to argue with the elderly, or attempt to force Thai Fusion local cuisine on someone who prefers coffee and quesadillas.
After we settling in I had to put this tower of promotional garbage under the table. I’m all for checking out the specials, but this was lording over our table like the Jolly Green Giant, preventing me from enjoying all of the other crap-tacular kitch scattered about the room.
Here’s just some of what I missed out on.
Giant Free Sangria
Applebees Touch Tunes be my own DJ
Tomato Ketchup. (I kept this)
1/2 Price Aps, not applicable to my visit.
$10 off my next meal. (not applicable, as I wasn’t planning a “Next Meal”
Captive Audience Advertising.
I usually find somewhere to stow it also, on more than one occasion I have slipped into the menu and it conveniently disappeared when the server took the menus. :-D
Aaron
I like that — kind of like sending junk mail back to the sender in its own envelope!