How to Wash Your Hands
Perhaps you’re an alien being who has just landed here (welcome to Earth!!) or maybe a coconut fell on your head vacating all contents of your brain. In either case here is a six step chart on the (unnecessarily) tedious task of washing your hands.
If this was New York City it would probably include eight more steps with a hot water thermometer, sanitizing station and a city appointed inspector with bacteria probe.
Courtesy of the Belleview Avenue Starbucks.
Related: Potentially dangerous book return.
Maybe they figure people don’t wash because they don’t know how. At least now they have this chart which will solve that problem!
I just remembered that a nearby library has similar ridiculous sign informing people they should not jam their entire hand into the book return.
I realize the sign is probably there for the workers more so than the (apparently slovenly) customers, but I wonder if anyone else – the graphic designer, the guy who runs the plastic printer template, to the manager who put this sign up – realizes how stupid it looks.
The restroom was spotlessly clean though!
Maybe they figure people don’t wash because they don’t know how. At least now they have this chart which will solve that problem!