Today I visited the location in Mission Viejo, California. I didn’t even have to scrape the upper half of the barrel to find these phenomenal gems. Perfect for under the tree or as stocking stuffers…

Let’s get started…

A huge selection of third rate software. Hello Geek Squad! From $19.99

A category five hurricane shaped candle holder. Hypnotize your next dinner party!

Gillette razor and shaving gel set. Includes three golf balls for some reason.

Oh yes lots more…

The “Axe” body spray gift set. Even the packaging looks oily.

A sweater for your dog. $9.99. ok I guess this is pretty cute. Not really applicable in Orange County however.

Celine Dion perfume $9.99

Operation – Gastric Bypass edition

Target Price Scanner left laying on a pallet of boxes. No price. The irony.

A Target shopping bag with trees sprouting Target logos as leaves.

A lifetime supply of gum. From $1.29

A “Santa” oven mitt. $2.99

Hourly bathroom checklist. Ladies finally train him to put the seat down!

Bins upon bins of miscellaneous junk. Craptactular! See you at Target.